Those Jokster Velociraptors! I’m totally there with you, pal. California elected Conan the Destroyer to be its governor ? This is why Cali rules.
LMAO! I have no words for this one *clicks on new window to search if Nicolas Cage is really on the cover of a Serbian biology textbook*… Although why I’m laughing, I’m unsure. Although numbers are extremely sexy, you got me there.
They’re all strange, weird, and make me question the sanity of humanity. Which One is the Strange One? Haha, it’s a trick question. A Real Problem. Is this really a thing? Are guys (even maybe some girls) so clueless about online social media etiquette? But it’s not surprising, we strive to be so different that we’re ultimately all the same in doing so. Pretty cool that most the human race believes itself to be strange. IIX. Muahahaha! I’m sure we’ve all had those days of feeling slightly like a sociopath. “Don’t you hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.” I totally didn’t expect that. Which is More Offensive to Guys? I can’t imagine being a guy and being called adorable. The wicked piece of me giggles hysterically. “Maniac” is highly suggestive, and “keeper” implies girls are property to be kept. The woman in me yells “bah-humbug!” like Scrooge. “Good Girl” implies she’s being good like a dog. Can’t decide which suggestion is more offensive. Something about the cold wind hitting teeth and making them hurt, I don’t know… Are See Through: Lost some enamel me thinks… So much so, that we even want to know what foods will win against one another when battling it out. We’re apparently quite a competitive race. Are you on Grilled Cheese or Taco’s side? People really search for these things. The Weird Google Searches Continues Outside the Zoo…
But I find it hilarious and quite crazy that among so many strange pop-ups for typing in “how easy” one just happens to be about penguins at the zoo while all the others have something to do about sex and taxes. When you think of the word “easy” what’s the first thing that pops up in your mind? Surely, it shouldn’t be how “easy” it is to get a girl pregnant, right? And if you’re a girl, I don’t think “easy” would be part of a pregnancy question (easiest pregnancy test?). You Find the Most Surprising Combinations… Ever pull up the Google search engine and begin typing your question only to discover the suggestions seem to get stranger the further down you read? Well, this post is dedicated to those intriguing, mystifying, and often crazy weird Google searches that cause us to either giggle to our self or raise a brow in surprise.